niggawitamacbook:

Nobody scares me more than drunk white men in numbers.

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kodmaeda:

rainy weather and thunder doesn’t make me gloomy at all it’s more like, fuck yeah this is my kingdom of darkness and i’m the queen

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seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

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hazehgrace:

frostied:

maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying “ah, men”

STOP I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING

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Tell him I was too fucking busy— or vice versa.

Dorothy Parker (via introspectivepoet)

Dorothy Parker (August 22, 1893 – June 7, 1967)

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trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

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kagezukami:

share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

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clearlypositive:

people who don’t get excited about tv shows make me uncomfortable

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