rainy weather and thunder doesn’t make me gloomy at all it’s more like, fuck yeah this is my kingdom of darkness and i’m the queen
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they
Tell him I was too fucking busy— or vice versa.
Dorothy Parker (via introspectivepoet)
Dorothy Parker (August 22, 1893 – June 7, 1967)
share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach